0:00 - 10:00 - Welcome to Beers and Laughs Live
- Host intros-Guest co-host Ted Pettingell
- You may remember Ted from our Lord Hobo live podcast, probably our second best!
- From Mighty Squirrel, we have ...
- Maggy’s has Mighty Squirrel on tap all night and we encourage you to drink it
- Explain the beer options Mighty Squirrel has tonight
- New England Style India Pale Ale
- A hazy, deep golden-orange color with aromas of papaya, mango, and starfruit and a smooth and crisp finish.
- 6.5% ALC/VOL
- Double Dry-hopped with: Citra, Mosaic, Amarillo
- Double India Pale Ale
- Double dry-hopped with 6 lbs per barrel of Galaxy & Mosaic hops, this is our hoppiest IPA ever. It’s a juicy, hazy, dank double IPA with notes of passion fruit, mango, pineapple, starfruit, papaya, and tangerine.
- 8.0% ALC/VOL
- Double Dry-hopped with: Galaxy & Mosaic
- New England Style India Pale Ale
- Tropical and vibrant with a smooth and creamy finish. We brew it with flaked oats, strawberries, Madagascar vanilla beans, and lactose sugar, and then we dry-hop it with generous amounts of El Dorado and Mosaic.
- 7.5% ALC/VOL
- Brewed with: Strawberry, Vanilla, Lactose Sugar
- Sour India Pale Ale
- A Sour IPA dry-hopped with Ekuanot and Mosaic hops, and fermented with mangoes, peaches, and lactose sugar.
- 7.0% ALC/VOL
- Dry-hopped with: Mosaic, Ekuanot
- Berliner Weisse
- Berliner Weisse fermented with kiwi and raspberry to create a delicately layered sweet, tart, and refreshing beer.
- 5.0% ALC/VOL
- Milk Stout
- Dark, rich, toasty, and creamy with notes of chocolate and roasted coffee.
- 6.7% ALC/VOL
- Malt: 2-Row Pale, Caramel, Black, Chocolate, Roasted Barley
- Hops: Warrior, Goldings
- List the raffle prizes and how to get in
- Maylin Pavletic is also joining us today! She’s a hilarious Boston comic.
- Mighty Squirrel will also be trying a beer that Jacob and Ted made so look forward to that. And we have the fun games you all love as well.
- Make fun of James for not being there and how much better and funnier Ted is
- Other random banter inbetween
10:00 - 35:00 - Welcome Mighty Squirrel to the stage / Interview
- How did you get started?
- Where did you get the name?
- You guys are based in Waltham, Ted is also from Waltham. Tell us something about Waltham that people might not know?
- Mighty Squirrel is known for being beer for active people, I am not active, can I still drink the beer or do i have to go for a run first?
- On your website, you state that you use and I quote “pure, delicious water” What makes your water so special?
- In our previous shows we’ve had some great stories about drunk people in the taproom? Do you have any such stories?
- Ask about the beers everyone is drinking (and all beers they brought)
- Whatever happened to the protein beer initiative? How would you rate that marketing/experience?
- So you guys have a brand new brewery/taproom opening up any minute now? Tell us what people can expect at your taproom and what have you done differently than other tap rooms?
- Do you know how many different types of squirrels there are? (200) Can you name them all?
- Make a haiku?
- We’ll give you 60 seconds to talk about anything you’d like
35:00 - 40:00 - Your Beers in Other Words: Mighty Squirrel
Cumulus Sweets - Cloud Candy
Planetary Guitar Sound - Cosmic Distortion
Tart Mug - Sour Face
Round Fruit Collie - Mango Lassi
40:00 - 45:00 Try Jacob’s Beer - Milkshake IPA
Peeing is allowed during this segment
- Jacob and Ted explain the beer
- Mighty Squirrel tries the beer - the group discusses taste, brewing process, etc.
- Bring audience members up to try it
- Ask guys for advice
- Remind everyone about buying Revival beer and the raffle
- Thank Mighty Squirrel
45:00 - 50:00 Remind people about buying Mighty Squirrel and getting in the raffle
- Ask TED which mighty squirrel beer she’s drinking and if she would buy it, hope someone else supplies it or straight up deny it.
- See if she remembers what her suggestion for the fourth option was.
50:00 - 75:00 Maylin Pavletic
- What is your relationship to beer? You are one of the few comedians we see at the pick a side stupid show actually drinking.
- If you could make a beer that you would love what would it taste like?
- What are three things we should like more than beer?
- What draws you to comedy?
- Who is your idol?
- JJ has done this a few times on the show: break down your perfect 24-hour day
Dumb Laws - Which State - talk about election coming up
- Flamino owners are prohinited from bringing their pet into a barbet shop (Alaska)
- It’s against the law to honk a car horn at a sandwich shop after 9pm (Arkansas)
- It is illegal to share your netflix password with others (Tennessee)
- You can not have more than one alcoholic drink in front of you at one time (hawaii)
- It is illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory (south dakota)
- It is illegal to sell your children (Florida)
- A $50 permit is requires to play soccer in the park on sundays (MA)
- It is illegal to taunt or insult a police office until he or she asks you to stop (Colorado)
- It is illegal to use a firearm to fish (Wyoming)
- IT is illegal to race horses on the highway (RI)
75:00 - finish
Concluding the Show
Plugging Mighty Squirrel again
Plugging any Mighty Squirrel events
Thanking TED
Everyone’s Twitter and insta handles
Thank Ted for co-hosting
Raffle winner
Final thank you to audience
